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Mar 14

2014.044 Incorrect ~or~ Not Actually Army Strong

How does this keep happening to me?

Actual conversation:

“In the Army, sometimes you fly really, really high. They send them guys up there. They put’em in a ‘kidney suit’. It keeps all your innards from bustin’ out. They fly them in this plane. It’s called a Hurkeyjurkey or sumthin’. Hurkey plane. Something Boeing makes. A C-class. That’s it like a C-class Hurkeyjurkey.”

The ENTIRE time these words are falling out of his face it was like I could see them hanging in the air and I have a pencil and I’m editing for content… Such as:

“In the Army, sometimes you fly really, really high.  They send them those guys up there. They put’em in a ‘kidney suit’ no they don’t. no such thing. It keeps all your innards from bustin’ out.(false)  They fly them in this plane. It’s called a Hurkeyjurkey or sumthin’. Hurkey plane. Hercules Something Boeing Lockheed makes. A C-class. (no) That’s it like a C-class Hurkeyjurkey.C-130 Hercules. Close enough.

Not a "Hurkeyjerkey".

Not a “Hurkeyjerkey”.

I spend a lot of time just nodding at people because wow. I can’t.

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